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Mother no more than a Murphy's Law



MY MOTHER
Everything you ever needed to know, I learned from my Mother:


My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done: "If you are going to kill do it outside. I finished cleaning! "
My mother taught me religion " better pray that will come out of the carpet. "
My mother taught me logic :" Because I I say, therefore, y. .. point! "
My mother taught me predictions: " Make sure you're wearing clean underwear and a whole, not whether you have an accident. "
My mother taught me irony "still crying and I'll give you a real reason to cry."
My mother taught me to be thrifty : "Beware the tears for when I die!"
My mother taught me osmosis: "Shut up and eat!"
My mother taught me contortion : "Look at the dirt that got behind the ears!"
My mother taught me willpower: "You'll be sitting there until you finish the spinach."
My mother taught me weather : "It looks like a hurricane went through your room." "
My mother taught me life cycle:" I brought you into this world, and I can get it. "
My mother taught me genetics : "You're just like your father!
My mother taught me solidarity: as not picking up the toys they are given to poor children!
My mother taught me Logic "Mommy, what there to eat?''!!!!!' FOOD
My mother taught me skills as a ventriloquist : "I grumble, shut up and answer me: why did you?
My mother taught me dentistry techniques " me again answer and I'll knock all the teeth of a slap! "
My mother taught me righteousness:" I'll slap one right! "
My mother taught me Language encrypted "I, I ... you, you ... "


I can never repay what he taught me!



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