Saturday night was a great night to be honest I really wanted to go out with friends and feel young again and not as the "hermit" in which I have become in recent months, some use the term "home" but anyone who knows me will say that what I am is a bit gloomy ..
The fact is that on Saturday I got a great time to being with my friends in January almost have to start planning in October, yeah yeah, do not exaggerate, to match all has to be a planetary alignment or something, is that each live in a part of Madrid, so for to match our "tight" agendas, then we can all come down to Madrid must start to plan with muuuucccccho time. For the night we know we usually get more soon go on a cane or a wine and then go to dinner.
So nothing stood in the middle, as I live far away and I took the car because let's face it, if I wanted to catch me a good Kurdish my body is no longer what it was, Now if I go with alcohol first thing happens to me is that the stomach Shagged me well, so I took the car and so I have the excuse of "no I do not drink because I brought the car and not because I made a" carca "and also because I'm in my car when I get to my Pearl and I have to be waiting for a taxi, because Murphy's Law as good when looking for a taxi because the feet will start to burn to NEVER bonzo are.
At 20.30 at the door of the house of my friend, "the blonde" who lives near me and has no car, comes with its gait of "peggy" no, not pig but of "couple with children" (but not the poop U.S. version that was made here), who does not know Peggy very cortitos walked with small steps, always comes as smoking and as you approach the car, I said:
- mouse Hi, Aunt let me smoke a cigarette I am that I bite my knuckles.
- course blonde, quiet smoke, what's wrong?
- Nah, you do not already have told "chichoterremoto" (the groom), I started smoking again.
- Ahhh, it will plan ..
- Psss good so yeah, I smoke less
My friend and her boyfriend have a stormy relationship of these but want to make life impossible, but I want to deceive you, deceive you but I want you back, and now reverse, and so, so that one of these separations the blonde turned to smoke and as the other does not like it does not tell ... Anyway, I'm not the one to judge anyone and I do like the monkeys, watch, hear and scallops (i think that's why my friends say they hear ...)
Total car going in the chattering of his torrid love life, and after a few laps through the center decided to put the car in a parking, the trouble is that when we go out of 800,000 for a parking outputs do not really know where we come out, so should be our face Where the hell are we? Next two local police officers and head for us ..
- Hi, what you want?
- Square For opera, I swear I was here but now I stand.
- (one of the police is typical peek of "ehh baby I'm a gift to women"), it is right back here ..
- Ehh thanks ...
- "one of Dolce and Gabanna? (Says the cop SOBRAO)
- Ein"? - (Who says this?? Think I)
- Yes, if I wear one (says the blonde)
- Good choice.
The blonde and I are splitting the chest of the police, to me the guys who go Sobraos do not like anything and if you think beyond what they are not even less.
bequeath where are the other two and we will take some wine to pass the time until dinner time.
As we ask anything I realize how we are changed before (years ago) came out in miniskirts and hiking boots, you wore shirts 3 sizes smaller jeans below the navel you paint a door and of course warm as much wore a denim jacket, either fully invest and shut up pikes peak, with 18 years does not feel cold, you have to shine. We are now taking us into a bar wines and although we arregladitas not take off or coat, it is very cold and we are going to be cold.
Like all those who stay with friends of long ago have millions of amusing anecdotes that whenever we have to remember whether or if, so if you fell once and stayed as a turtle belly up in the most humiliating situation you've lived, I remember it all your life.
My friend the "firecrackers" (the name is because once we wonder what more she insults bother us and I said Petarda Clown .. so if she is the petarda you know who I am) is a super clever aunt which has a throughput of genius, and the other is "small" not only because it is the smallest but because it is small as a tamagotchi and looks like a doll, all the city as if it were the little sister because it is also the only one do not drink and never subject us head if we take the giant squid, but has long since not to be subject to none. Missing the xoxo "but could not come today.
My friends and me what we love is long "cut suits," we do not mean any harm but that comes to mind every idea that force you laugh, that and bring nicknames to people especially when we cooked, because we multiply wit.
Finally we go to dinner, dinner is good and the restaurant is not bad though they are spoiling the bathroom and almost had to go by boat, we caught up and we blonde warned to be careful because they always, always, always goes down, the good thing about it is that the more alcohol funniest baby gets, you remove the mask and gets niñabien ordinary side. I'll post an example, doing a little happy because we were talking about:
- I like guys with light eyes (not that it came, I remember very well we spoke about some kind) - I say
- I like the fat cocks (says the blonde and says it with an ease that leaves me pictures)
- If this course is question of priorities, we look and we started to laugh .. the blonde is much better when carried away ... jijijiji
We're going to have a drink and that's when we realize we're not where we were, and not got on the speakers to dance like crazy and impossible to do choreography, get excited now as a song of shakira dancing and want to imitate any movement as well come home with a dislocated hip, so while we dance, we cut suits, put nicknames ... the time has passed but the truth is that I matter, what really matters to me is that we are together, we have 10 years but we are still the cane ...
And of course it is linked, as it no longer binds him before or with before, now you go into a guy ralph lauren shirt, hair bulb that as we have seen we have nicknamed "teething" but the script is the same-That smile you have won! .- I said. - Thank you my husband that same opinion, "I say with my best smile. Ciao teething.
Or typically carries a bow that is not understood. It addresses the petarda .- Tiaaaaaa, effftasss diigjooo muuyyy gbeuna moña "the guy says" Yeah, and your very drunk, you smell the breath to two feet ... (Petarda is as straightforward as funny) - Cio ribbons ...
could throw me the pot and say that we link a lot more but the truth is that if we did not and I certainly do not I know.
the end we got home at 6.00 am realizing that we had gone back arregladitas and lacquer and that neither Courtney Love .. but take away what bailao ..
little word of the girl mouse
little word of Miss Mouse 
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