There are days when my boss gets up "iluminao" must be that the night before his wife gives own (puajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj, only simple vision in my brain that makes a chill through me whole), the fact is that there are days that my boss has to sniff the chocolate milk or something because next are getting "their ideas of fireman and the whole office begins to tremble.
Yesterday we went calling the meeting room at all, I was happy that I had not touched, but not declare victory too soon because the time to be giving the barrel to the department pre touched me.
-Mouse can you come a moment please?
"If clear (mierdaputacagoento)
I go into the meeting room and see them all with the face of" please rematanos, really shoot themselves or we will have burn to Bonzo "
- Good to see, Got a calendar?
- Ehhh, if my table.
- Then go for the ...
Cojo which is hung on the wall because knowing my boss is going to step pintorrojearlo and do it with the one I have on the desktop.
- Okay, let's see. Mouse * want to do a roadshow for the following several cities in Spain (specifically 7 different sites) so we need, buy a database, create a call, get in touch with partners, search for hotels that are well price, rent a room, get the marketing material, documentation, hiring a busty, well let you know what all this leads.
(for those who do not know a roadshow is to make several meetings, presentations etc ... in several geographical locations, or to be released, or the product or the news or whatever)
- Aja-(seat as if to say I understand, I understand that you're telling me all that I have to make myself clear, because here you get hired for one thing and just doing everything for the same price).
- Well, looking at the calendar first date that could put the first city is 24 February.
- Ehhhh the 24? Vale. (Nod as if to say are you crazy?? Less than a month to prepare all that?)
- On February 24 is a bit early? I say this because you know that buying a database, filter etc etc. .. takes a little more time-(I say a little softly, others look at me like "just get into the mouth of the Wolf)
- Well, well, you're getting hit, it is time left over (and you know that shit, I think), it is also good to set a date at least estimate to know where to go (have seen my dark eyes and I think it has rectified for fear that you jump over the table.)
- So nothing-(continued) - we know all we have to do, so get to work ..
- One moment (I'm almost crying), I have said which is supposed to be the message we will give, I have to tell the partner, what is the agenda?, No, if I have to make a call we need to know what to say. (My boss gets nervous, for all is said and if it says you're the life)
- Fulanito, stay with Ms. Mouse and I explain that we want to convey ... (You need to add that I am the boss and I'll see if I played a while eggs)
Poor Fulanito (we call it because I do not like to put names) must to stay with me and try to transmit that has brought clear of the meeting and believes that the chief wants to communicate in the event, because of course I'm not the only one who has to look for life here all walk alike.
So I leave the meeting and put so cousin-brother "Speedy Gonzalez" and pray that the rest of the 8,000 jobs that I have nothing urgent is
course after a while, I'm at the top with other things different, because of course this is not taken into account if you also have other work, because you have to give thanks for having a job, if needed to work 12 hours a day and get paid the same as when you came and do not rise or the CPI.
I'll tell you as it comes out the invention that ... I'm seeing is going to bring me the path of bitterness for a while.
This is how I imagine my boss having a super idea, it lacks the bomillita.
little word of the girl mouse
little word of Miss Mouse 
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